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August 4, 2011 / Bika

Government Cheese

Tenacious citizens built shelters from their government stipend, founding the stinky hamlet of Cheese-til-Tuesday. Proud Cheesians weathered the bites of passing transients, the freezerburn of winter, and various molds brought on by a long rainy season; when summer returned, sun-ripened homes swooned in on themselves, bulging at the walls and sweating orange grease. Video of the resulting flash flood of fondue went viral, but not in time to save the ones who stayed to dip their bread.

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